IF your local lake neighbor
mows YOUR yard-claiming he's just being neighborly, but
he and his guests end up partying on your yard and beach-
your local Lake neighbor just...may...be... a REDNECK!
IF you never see your local
lake neighbor without a can of Budweiser glued to his
hand- your local Lake neighbor just...may... be... a REDNECK!
IF your local lake neighbor
prunes YOUR trees saying he's helping your view but you
find out he's just trying to get better satellite
reception-your local Lake neighbor just...may...be... a REDNECK!
IF your local lake neighbor
tears up YOUR lawn with his snowmobiles (without your
permission) then claims it was just rain erosion-your
local Lake neighbor just...may...be...a a REDNECK!
IF you left a cord of wood on
YOUR beach when you left in the Fall, and you find you
have only 3 logs left by Spring-your local Lake neighbor
just...may...be... a REDNECK!
IF you come to your cottage
in the winter unexpectedly and find that your local lake
neighbors have been storing their piers and boat launches
on YOUR beach (again, without your permission), your
local Lake neighbors just...may...be... REDNECKs!
